Happy Birthday Baby Grizzle!

I love you so much that I didn't even use ChatGPT to write this message

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Please let me know where you'd like to get an eye exam, and I'll do the rest.

You can order glasses at the appointment, or just grab the prescription and order them online anywhere you like. Each offers a comprehensive eye exam that will test for astigmatism.

  • Costco Optical

    Good ole Costco. Everybody loves Costco. Great prices even without insurance.

  • Target Optical

    The Target in East Liberty always was pretty good in Pittsburgh.

  • Walmart

    When you get your eye exam somewhere else, it'll feel nicer knowing that this was an option.

  • Eyecare Associates of Utah

    Your friendly local Midvale eye care provider. Home of Angi, who went to Snow College, which is a college that exists about 2 hours south apparently.

Basically, if you don't have vision insurance, I'd recommend Costco. Otherwise, the Eyecare Associates place. Either way, I don't think anywhere can super mess up an eye exam.

Also even though literally everything already looks good on you, it could be fun to try StitchFix.

Solve these to find the gift card code:

  • "Follooah meh on Instagraaahm" is a quote spoken by somebody in a cage with this many sides (digit)
  • I know you always get this confused, but it's spinning to the right for me and spinning to the left for you. (letter letter)
  • Where one can find a pink Honda S2000. Up the speed by one. (digit letter digit letter)
  • Not the airport near all the china people, baseball players, and prisoners. The other one. Then drop a grand when flying out of there. (letter letter)